Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic

A funny, honest book about spiritual growth for real humans

Trying to be calm, grounded, and spiritually aligned… while still losing your keys, overthinking everything, crying at unexpected moments, or accidentally falling asleep during meditation?

You’re not doing spirituality wrong. You’re just human.

Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic is a warm, funny, and deeply relatable book about spiritual growth for people who want peace without pretending to be perfect.

Spiritual development isn’t neat. It doesn’t happen in silent retreats or perfectly curated morning routines.

Most of the time, it happens on random Tuesdays — during emotional wobble moments — in the middle of everyday life — while you’re still messy, busy, sensitive, and learning.

This book exists for the people who are growing, healing, and awakening… while still being very much in the real world.

🔹 THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU IF…

you’re on a spiritual journey but don’t feel “zen” most of the time

you want inner peace without guilt, pressure, or perfection

your mind is busy but your intuition is strong

you’re healing emotionally and spiritually at the same time

you love personal growth with humour

you’ve ever thought, “Surely it’s not just me?”

Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic is a humorous spiritual self-help book that blends real-life stories, gentle insight, and grounded wisdom.

It’s not a book about fixing yourself. It’s a book about understanding yourself.

Through honest storytelling and practical reflections, this book explores what it’s actually like to wake up spiritually and still live a very normal, chaotic, beautiful life.

No fluff. No pretending. Just awareness, self-trust, and kindness — with a sense of humour.

🔹 WHAT YOU’LL FIND INSIDE

real-life stories about spiritual awakening (including the awkward bits)

gentle insight into intuition, self-trust, and emotional growth

humour woven through serious moments

practical ways to feel calmer and more grounded

reassurance that you’re not behind or broken

permission to grow at your own pace

This book blends spiritual growth, emotional healing, and humour, making it perfect for readers who want self-help that feels comforting — not overwhelming.

✍️ Signed & Personalised Copies

✨ Orders are now open ✨

Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic is currently in its final publishing stage with Amazon, and I’m now accepting early orders for signed copies directly from me.

All orders placed through me will be personally signed including a short personalised note written just for you (or for the recipient if it’s a gift) and shipped as soon as stock is released (expected within the next few days).

Thank you for your patience and support — this part of the journey is honestly so special.

Hi, I’m Elaine Somerville.

I’m a spiritual mentor, international spiritual medium, and the host of the Whispers to Wisdom podcast. I also help heart-led entrepreneurs build aligned, thriving businesses — and I’m very much a human who still forgets where she put things.

I believe spirituality should feel supportive, grounded, and honest — not intimidating or unrealistic.

I wrote Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic for anyone who is growing, healing, awakening, and still wobbling their way through everyday life.

A Different Kind of Spiritual Self-Help Book

This isn’t a book that tells you what to do.
It’s a book that walks beside you while you figure it out.

It’s about:

awareness instead of perfection

kindness instead of criticism

growth without burnout

learning to trust yourself

embracing both the calm and the chaos

You can be intuitive and still overthink.
You can be spiritually aware and still struggle.
You can be growing and still a work in progress.

That’s not failure — that’s the journey.

If You’re Ready to Feel Seen, Not Fixed

If you’re looking for a book that feels like:

a reassuring conversation

a gentle laugh at the chaos

a reminder that you’re not behind

permission to grow at your own pace

Then Zen But Also Kinda Chaotic is for you.